November 2011
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Fantasy is just a hidden friend: Jane Crocker and Mom Lalonde inspired pick-up-lines! →
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Me and thedancingderp had fun making these up for her irlaskmomlalonde blog <3
- i’ll stick my martini into your glass ;) and that was no typo either
- You’re like the criminal in my detective stories; You stole my heart away! <3
- You’re as sweet as a batch of Betty Crocker chocolate chip…
"as he shot all of his feelings into her."
THAT IS THE MOST HILARIOUS PHRASING OF A MALE CLIMAX I’VE EVER HEARD.
JESUS FUCKHIGN HCANT HBRETH
CASSIE WHERE DO YOU FIND ITHS
jesus fuck
Oh my god
all of the feelings
It’s weird to me when people tell someone to go do something “at the bottom of a cliff” because it doesn’t sound like you want them to die so much as you just have a thing for people being in specific locations but in your defence being at the bottom of a cliff can be pretty cool, maybe you just like cliffs and want that person to understand your interest and be like “oh I get it now, thanks”
